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April 24, 2008 at 5:07 PM

You know you're contemplating/confronting! age when…

1. You have bad circulation in the right leg.
a. Causing swelling;
b. Causing pressure in the ankle;
c. Causing a slight limp…

2. Work out at the gym
a. Opt for the pool (thanks Al;-) to do some "easy" laps;
b. After 8-10 laps — with rests;
c. Pull left groin muscle … slightly;
d. "Chill out" in the hot whirlpool:-)…
e. Additional limp gained on left side;
f. Balance of Limps……
g. Much better to waddle evenly…like vibrato!

3. Few minutes in the sauna…

4. "Hit the shower"
a. LITERALLY whack the head Fortissimo e dramatico;
b. On the shower handle when;
c. Forcing off the wet swim suit;
d. Momentarily think of saying something profound:
e. Decide to laugh instead…

5. It is still morning…………:-))))))))))

Remember… REP HITS, REP HITS, REP HITS, REP HITS, REP HITS, REP HITS, REP HITS!!!

da fidl teechr

teechr, your decription of leg issues is worrisome. may i suggest a pair of cello bows as canes when ambulating on the slippery surface between the pool and the shower? :)
Do they assist when Rep Hitting? (da floor)
Yah--but you can still play the violin--
Think of all the calories you work off each practice.