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Okay, Linda

September 18, 2006 at 4:43 PM

Four cases of salmon and two cases of duck gumbo. But that's my final offer.

Arrrr. It's talk like a pirate day. Arrrr.
Arr, where's the bottle o' rum, matey?
I've got a full frontal lobotomy. Arrr. I mean a full bottle in front of me.
Arrr! That explains it!
Shiver me timber. Arrrr.
Yargh! You guys need to expand your pirate speak from Arrr...we pirates do say other things ye know. ;)
Come ye pirates, it be time for grub! I'm off to gobble me Cap'n Crunch! Arrr!
Arr, yer speech needs some shapin' up, aye. Ye silly landlubbers are all the same! I be a floatin' in me boat to Alaska for yer gold, Cap't Em! I mean, arr, yer salmon. Shiver me timbers and a bottle o' rum, ye scallawags!
It's Sept. 20 and International Speak Like a Pirate Day is over.
Shiver me timber. Rawrrr. Arrrr.

The 20th is Jimi Hendrix's death day. Submitted for your approval: the following cool Hendrix lyrics. --> link