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Emily Grossman

April 21, 2006 at 6:12 AM

"Who are you?"
"I’m the Enchanting Wizard of Rhythm."
"Why did you come here?"
"I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe."
From Sydney Menees
Posted on April 21, 2006 at 3:23 PM
You are *obsessed*!!!
From Linda Lerskier
Posted on April 21, 2006 at 7:16 PM
What kind of metronome do you have?
From Christina C.
Posted on April 21, 2006 at 7:36 PM
jeez, your new metronome sounds mighty uppity to me!
From Tom Holzman
Posted on April 21, 2006 at 7:49 PM
Emily - Your metronome must be magic. All mine does is keep the beat (it is also a tuner, but that still does not permit me to get the kind of effect you get).
From Pauline Lerner
Posted on April 21, 2006 at 8:16 PM
Aha! "The Rhythm of the Universe." That leads right into my next blog entry. Coming soon.
From Aimee Liou
Posted on April 22, 2006 at 1:41 PM
iiiiinteresting.

that is, how people assume that you're writing things about your metronome, when actually you're quoting a song.

fret not. it wasn't lost on everyone.

From Emily Grossman
Posted on April 22, 2006 at 5:10 PM
Aimee Liou wins 50 puffinpoints! (Of course, I knew you'd spot that one.) The first person who wins 100 puffinpoints receives my old metronome.
From Carley Anderson
Posted on April 22, 2006 at 6:12 PM
Linda...see Emily's older post.
From Carley Anderson
Posted on April 22, 2006 at 8:51 PM
or, the one before that. Something like that. I put a link in a comment a while ago to the metronome she decided to get. It's in one of the comment things. :P

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