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Pork, Sauerkraut, Black Eyed Peas

January 1, 2006 at 9:09 AM

I resolve to:

--hang out with my friends more.

--go to a concert.

--catch a king salmon.

--meet Hobo Jim.

--give my own recital.

--eat oatmeal for breakfast instead of donuts. At least once.

--try a new cheese.

--do my taxes.

--not smoke crack.

--write a letter to the editor.

--buy new running shoes.

--drink coffee every single day.

--shoot my gun.

--Go to bed before midnight at least once.

--say something nice to Josh Poland.

--climb a tree.

--send a card to someone.

--tell others about Hawaiian 105, the Hawaiian music station.

Happy New Year!

We fired our shotguns, blew our party favors, and threw confetti as we shouted across the lake for some fifteen minutes before collapsing in hysteria.

set me a table
I'll eat that stuff
over and over
I can't get enough
slide a chair over
i'll slip in with ease
I want your
pork
sauerkraut
and blackeyed peas
Great photos, Emily. Is that a photo of you?
No, that's Ruth. She somehow managed to get the streamers all in a bunch, so rather than stream, they mostly just flumped.

Nice, Jim, is that an original?

...would you look at that, I spelled it wrong. Saurkraut? Sourcrout? Somethinsour?

Yes. You and Slim Harpo inspire me.