In My Dreams 2....

November 4, 2006 at 1:27 AM

Today I played a duet with someone whose name is a toy. (Hint: the yo-yo). We had a wonderful time. I was on the recorder and he was on the cello. Tomorrow I go out to buy Carnegie Hall. And next week I will relocate it to Seattle. Joshua B. came to my house to borrow an E string. I gave him a wagon load of strings. But they were all tangled. So I had him de-tangle them. In one month I will conduct a science experiment on falling pianos and violins. Which do think will fall faster? Duh. Neither. In April of next year I will go to Luke's house and hit him over the head with his violin. Ha Ha. I love it. I hope he can salvage the strings. And maybe the bridge.

NONE of this is real and for your entertainment only. Thank you for your time.

I want a grand piano. If you would like to donate please e-mail me. Ha ha. Only joking kind of.

From Richard Hellinger
Posted on November 4, 2006 at 2:16 PM

If you take out all of the air out of the space that you are dropping them in, they will fall at the same speed and hit the ground at the same time! :)

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