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Buri goes high tech

April 30, 2009 at 11:52 AM

Greetings,

I now have e-mail and it has a spell checker  But I still cannot get the pigeon`s  beak out of that USB thingy.  maybe it has avian flu.

Cheers,

Buri 

You gonna be the king or good spelling ain't you dude?  My computer says no errors in my last sentence. Do these things really work?

Hvae a ncie day!

Anne-Mriae

 

 

 

The canonical spelling checker joke:

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Jeez, Buri, we're going to miss the fun of trying to decipher your posts.  Good luck with the technology.

Bill Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anne-Marie

And I had finally gotten my decoder ring.  Drat!

Gretings,

don`t worry. I didn`t say I knew how to use it.

Bill-fantastic poem.  All too true.

Cheers,

buri 

heck,

I thought people were going to write to me....

Bill, I was starry-eyed with admiration for your poetry until I found the longer version online...  www.ahajokes.com/com095.html

Turn it off Buri.  Your posts are a mini workout for the brain.  I don't always have time to do a crossword puzzle every day.

Greetings,

no problem Tess. It took one look an dhad a nervous breakdown.

Cheers,

Buri