Feel free to add more tips and your personal orchestra stories (we all have a few funny ones) in the comments below...
"Don't play dutifully, play beautifully!" - Josef Gingold.
Sometimes you have to move your chair so you can't see the arm waver, especially when they beat a very distorted and irregular three but still want it in strict time. It's a good tip just before a live broadcast goes out. But then he was from one of those wierd countries and the horn section (who weren't alone) hated him, and had shouting matches in rehearsals.
How can a conductor not have a sense of time? Beats me ...
Inside player turns the page.
Better to play nothing (fake) than to play it wrong!
Follow the conductor/concertmaster NOT the guy infront or the flutes.... [large rooms have significant time distortion so following a neighbour will put you behind the time, especially in a large section].
The idea is to sound as one instrument, not to be heard doing a solo.
SUPPORT YOUR PLAYING PARTNER Don't compete with them - it will pay off.
add to list:
six inch stiletto boots and short skirt so partner never complains about your playing.
Best ensemble advice from my college cello teacher:
1) Show up on time
2) Bring a pencil
3) Keep your mouth shut
This advice has served me in good stead for 30 years.
So Charlie, Where are your Stilettos? A short kilt will do just fine.
use deodorant and shower when necessary.
Well said Charles.
I also had to wonder whether this is the attire you recommend to your young students for an orchestra rehearsal. Picture = 1000 words
This article has been archived and is no longer accepting comments.
Violinist.com is made possible by...
Dimitri Musafia, Master Maker of Violin and Viola Cases
Johnson String Instrument/Carriage House Violins
Discover the best of Violinist.com in these collections of editor Laurie Niles' exclusive interviews.

Violinist.com Interviews Volume 1, with introduction by Hilary Hahn

Violinist.com Interviews Volume 2, with introduction by Rachel Barton Pine
July 23, 2014 at 02:12 PM · Great list!