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Introducing the Perfect Orchestral Matchmaker: 'StandPartners Only'
We all know there's a lot of bad standpartners out there. But what if it was possible to find the perfect standpartner for everyone?
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How can you expect an April Fool's joke like this to succeed when it has a fallacy in it like "from the comfort of your own home"? Are you so stupid you don't realise that some people's homes just ARE NOT COMFORTABLE?
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April 2, 2022 at 01:45 PM · Very clever, Michael. :)