Any one have a good violin or music joke for kids?
I am going to be teaching a violin camp next week for beginning students. I thought some good, silly, music jokes would kind of break the ice each day, but I'm having a hard time finding appropriate ones for kids! It's either adult humor, belitting the violin, violinist or another instrument (i.e. I'm NOT going to tell kids to toss a violinist her case when she's drowning, or viola's burn longer), or way over their heads. An example of one that I'll use is "What do you call a cow that plays violin?" "A moo-sician". Just wondering if someone out there had maybe one or two I could use. Thanks!
Not a violin joke, but; What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
Who wa Homer Simpson's favourite composer?
What is the first phrase an adult beginner learns? I used to play, I wish my parents pushed me.
Where did Beethoven live? A-Flat
Play an open D=string and then the D an octave above it, and ask "What's the official name for that?"
What note did Brahms leave on his apartment door?
Okay, now that I caught my breath from laughing, I can say thank you all for your input. These are fun and I'm sure the kids will love them!
Knock knock! Who's there? Bizet. Bizet who? You can't Carmen, I'm Bizet.
This is the symphony that Schubert wrote and never finished,