Straight Lines...

November 27, 2019, 1:18 PM · Just thought I'd share one of those "moments" when somebody hands you a "straight line" that you simply cannot ignore.

This past weekend Linda and I attended a concert and seated next to us was a family with a young musician who is the student of the soloist on the program. During the intermission we chatted a bit about how rare it is to meet young people/musicians at concerts. During the conversation I mentioned that I play and teach violin. The wife said: "My husband plays a little violin." Not missing a beat I looked at the father/husband and said: "Your big enough to play a full-size..." It did get a chuckle

Has anyone ever handed you a straight line that you simply could not resist? What was it and how did you reply?

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Edited: November 27, 2019, 1:25 PM · Yes. A relative of mine went into downtown Philadelphia to see the Mummers Parade, which is known for having people dressed up in all kinds of fanciful costumes. He said that he saw a couple of guys dressed in bumblebee costumes walking in an alley. He said, "I don't know what they were looking for."

And I replied, immediately, "They were probably looking for a B.P. station."

It was dinnertime conversation, so I got a lot of laughs and someone asked how I could do that so quickly. But in fact it's a joke that I heard years ago, told slightly differently, but close enough that the punch line was the same.

Edited: November 27, 2019, 2:39 PM · /. .\
? Please explain "looking for a BP station"... I need a good laugh...
November 27, 2019, 3:44 PM · Bee pee

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