I saw this sign yesterday:
"If the door fails to open, take a step back."
It was over the door of a pet shop, but I thought it might be good advice for the aspiring virtuoso as well. Does anyone have any favourite gnostic, gnomic, zen or such-like sayings or koans to contribute?
Here's my suggestion:
Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: I don't know, but maybe Skegness isn't ready for Schoenberg after all.
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