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![]() V.com weekend vote: Which 'Olympian' feat would you want in the Violin Games?August 9, 2008 at 10:06 PM The brilliant opening ceremonies for the 2008 Beijing Olympics got me thinking about over-the-top, gargantuan feats, for some reason.I wondered, what would the events be in the Violin Games? ![]() I'm thinking that the Violin Games (V.G.) would take place over the course of a week, so all events would have to take place in that time. The time element is part of the challenge, I'd say, with the V.G. One event would certainly have to involve playing all 24 Paganini Caprices, as in having them in hand and performing them all for an audience. And then, there's playing the Bach Sonatas and Partitas, but I thought it would actually be harder to record those then to play them live. Why? Because in recording them, you'd be casting them for the record; your decisions would have to have a certain non-spontaneous finality. Making final decisions regarding Bach (deciding how to play it "right") to me is every bit as hard as just physically doing it. Then I thought I'd throw in a teacher event: leading a group of students through all 10 Suzuki violin books. But the teacher has to play every bit of it by memory, no cheating! Recall the Handel Sonatas, the Bach concerto, weird arrangements of other pieces, two Mozart concerti and a whole lot of little short pieces that need to follow certain bowings. Then, for the orchestral musician, how about a little Richard Strauss: playing Don Juan, Tod und Verklärung, Till Eulenspiegel, Zarathustra, Don Quixote, and Ein Heldenleben all in one marathon concert? (I actually played in a concert where the orchestra did three of those works. It was ridiculous. Insane!) And if, instead, you'd prefer the opera pit, I threw in a complete performance of The Ring cycle. But what if you are a historian? How about reading all 20 volumes of the Grove's Encyclopedia of Music and Musicans? And for you theory buffs, your task is to pore over the score of Lulu and find every tone row or inversion thereof. (It's not in strict serial form, so bring your eyeglasses.) So which event will you be participating in, or following? And if you have more ideas for Olympian violinistic feats (or just hellish torture), please describe below. And of course, if you have actually completed one of these tasks (as mortals occasionally do), please do share! From Eugene Chan
8. Settling the debate on shoulder rests, once and for all
Posted on August 10, 2008 at 12:36 AM From Bethany Morris
Yikes! I'm afraid to even go there. Then again, my set-up is two sponges attached with a rubber band. :)
Posted on August 10, 2008 at 1:24 AM From Cecily Ward
what about playing all of Haydn's string quartets?
Posted on August 10, 2008 at 1:45 AM From Jim W. Miller
Here's the Guitar Olympics, the real deal.Posted on August 10, 2008 at 1:59 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhS48ZFsWUs I think I read Groves, or maybe it was the Cliff Notes, one or the other.
From Bart Meijer
I'll do with the Violin Olympics as I do with the sports Olympics: stay at home and watch TV or internet.Posted on August 10, 2008 at 6:39 AM Let's have a competition of Études Polyphoniques, though! All six of them, of course, to be played on six successive days. I'll be spectator. And for the opening ceremony: it would not be too difficult to find 2008 little fiddlers to play Beethoven's Ode an die Freude.
From Bart Meijer
Or a Flight of the Bumblebee speed contest?
Posted on August 10, 2008 at 12:28 PM From Rosalind Porter
In order to make good use of all these VSO on Ebay, I'd like to see the VCOM version of the hammer - just how far can you launch a fiddle? Bows, on the other hand make really cool and very aerodynamic javelins, would a Tubbs fly further than a Lamy? Must we allow fibreglass bows to compete? Does rosin application improve flying performance? Posted on August 10, 2008 at 2:38 PM We need a sprint event too, so get these Flights of the Bumblebee up to world record speed.
From Carol Cook
Sometimes, in horse shows, we would have to jump another round after swapping horses...Posted on August 10, 2008 at 5:14 PM Have the contestants swap fiddles or, better yet, give everybody an Ebay VSO, a $25 "student" bow and no shoulder rest but chamois. See how well they play on that kind of even ground;>)
From Carol Cook
It could finally be a good venue for Larks...
Posted on August 10, 2008 at 5:23 PM From Laurie Niles
Indeed, everyone is right. These are all basically long-distance events. The Bumblebee idea would work nicely as a "sprint," plus maybe we'd stop arguing about who really truly has the fastest Bumblebee. As for launching the fiddles and the Codabows, yes, it seems a little "X-Games"-ish. But why not? But no one is allowed to launch a Strad. Please!Posted on August 10, 2008 at 9:04 PM As for proclaiming a winner in the shoulder rest debate; I don't think anyone's ever going to get the gold there. There will ever be two sides!
From Pauline Lerner
I love Bart's suggestion of having 2008 little fiddlers play Beethoven's Ode an die Freude.
Posted on August 11, 2008 at 12:44 AM From Bram Heemskerk
In every sport/violin competition we see/hear the popular baseball/Paganini caprices and the 100-metersprint/Bachpartita's. Posted on August 11, 2008 at 10:43 AM The most importent thing of the sport/violin -Olympics is that you also see/hear rare sports/pieces you normally never see on television or sporthall/concerthall. So I like to see/hear beach-volleyball/Lalo Concerto Russe op.29 I also like to see rowing in different boats/see all Paganiniconcerts1,2,3,4,5,6. From Peter Kent
Ruggiero Ricci used to program a recital series (saw it in Bflo a few years back) wherein he did all the Paganini on the 1st half and all the Bach on the 2nd.....They weren't Hahn perfect but he never was. In his 60's, did everything senza sheet music, and is such fun to watch....Much better than Beach Volleyball, Synchronized Diving, or 152 miles of biking in the rain.
Posted on August 11, 2008 at 1:20 PM From Tess Z
I voted for the 'Bach Event' because the Olympics are not only about athletic strength and stamina but also beauty in motion. That is Bach.
Posted on August 11, 2008 at 7:46 PM From David Johnson
Transcribe Pierre Boulez's Structures, Book I for Two Pianos to string octet. Then perform from memory (while riding unicycles, perhaps.)
Posted on August 12, 2008 at 12:08 AM From Pauline Lerner
Laurie, you come up with some wonderful, whacky ideas. I think this is the greatest yet. I really like the colored violins, too.
Posted on August 12, 2008 at 1:21 AM From Royce Faina
I'm happy that ,"Use a Violin in the Hammer Throw" is not on the list!
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