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How do you fit four elephants into a Volkswagen? Two in the front and two in the rear. How do you catch a unique rabbit? I just blast the b"#$%%r with my unique shot gun. See point 1... Buri, oh Buri. What would we do without you here? better? Greetings,
here`s one for Ray:
An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility is practically nil, the ILS system is on the blink, so the pilot has to land on wits alone. "Flaps, check," he says to the co-pilot, "Landing Gear, check. Altitude, check. Right, we're going in. Hold on." The plane lands and comes to a screeching, grinding halt; just short of the edge of the runway. "Holy Cow!" exclaims the pilot, "This must be the shortest runway I've ever landed on!" The co-pilot looks left and right and says "Yeah, and about the widest, too..."

Cheers,
Buri

Wow they're lucky to be alive. Funny! >better?

Constipated, perhaps. Certainly not better.

How do you tell there has been an elephant in the fridge?

There are elephant footprints in the peanut butter.

Funny Buri, and almost true. The wind was so strong taking a football team back to Madison Wisconsin I landed on a runway allegedly way too short for the 727. The other runways were dangerous due to the extreme crosswinds. After stopping we had to add power to taxi to the end of the runway even though it was about as long as your short one here. LOL
Someday I'll have to come clean here about flying the major orchestras around the country. Might even name a few names, hee hee. Hahahaha...that was great, Buri. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. :)